BunnyMommy
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[align=center]What Do Rabbits Do For Us?[/align]
Lower our blood pressure...then raise it again when they eat their litter for the third time.
Keep our laps warm...and wet when they pee on it.
Make soft grinding noises with their teeth to tell us they arehappy...then make loud clanking noises with their dish at 3 AM to tellus they are hungry.
Provide us with a way to wear real fur without killing any animals...ofcourse no one else seems to realize what a trendy fashion statement youare making with shed hair all over your clothing.
Bring us closer to other rabbit people...so we can talk about how theBEST rabbit decided to moult RIGHT in time for the MOST important showof the year.
Remind us that eating our veggies is good for us...then teach us thatsugar tastes better, so we should dig out all the healthy food to getto the sugary treats at the bottom of the dish.
Make us smile...then make our faces twist into a mask of some notentirely known, but definitely bad, emotion when they chew holes in ourfavourite items.
Teach us how to juggle...because the judges on three different tables,all on opposite ends of the room, just called last call for every oneof the rabbits you entered that day.
Toughen our arms...by scratching them until the nerves are so damaged that they are impervious to pain.
Help keep us sane on a stressful day...then create a stressful day bygetting out of the cage and making us chase them for hours.
Teach us patience...by nipping us, then looking at us with a face that just BEAMS "Who me? I would NEVER bite!"
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Taken from:http://www.tsukiyo.org/Humour/whatrabbitsdo2.html
Lower our blood pressure...then raise it again when they eat their litter for the third time.
Keep our laps warm...and wet when they pee on it.
Make soft grinding noises with their teeth to tell us they arehappy...then make loud clanking noises with their dish at 3 AM to tellus they are hungry.
Provide us with a way to wear real fur without killing any animals...ofcourse no one else seems to realize what a trendy fashion statement youare making with shed hair all over your clothing.
Bring us closer to other rabbit people...so we can talk about how theBEST rabbit decided to moult RIGHT in time for the MOST important showof the year.
Remind us that eating our veggies is good for us...then teach us thatsugar tastes better, so we should dig out all the healthy food to getto the sugary treats at the bottom of the dish.
Make us smile...then make our faces twist into a mask of some notentirely known, but definitely bad, emotion when they chew holes in ourfavourite items.
Teach us how to juggle...because the judges on three different tables,all on opposite ends of the room, just called last call for every oneof the rabbits you entered that day.
Toughen our arms...by scratching them until the nerves are so damaged that they are impervious to pain.
Help keep us sane on a stressful day...then create a stressful day bygetting out of the cage and making us chase them for hours.
Teach us patience...by nipping us, then looking at us with a face that just BEAMS "Who me? I would NEVER bite!"
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Taken from:http://www.tsukiyo.org/Humour/whatrabbitsdo2.html
