My daddy's bruder has got an ugly new fuzzy thing! It has a long ugly tale and squeaks! Now de bruder pays more attention to wat dey call a wat dan me even no I'm more cuter dan it.
My daddy was feeding it to de meeow and if was enjoying it so I tought it might taste yummy. And so when he put it in de droor I opens it and are some and it wasn't dat bad so it ate it until meh belly hurt. 😞