My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. I told her: "If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering: do I keep the letters?
So up here in NJ we've been getting absolutely hammered this year. We had 4 storms in March, got another 7.5 inches on Monday morning, now they're talking about 2 more storms with possible consequences, one on 4/7 and one on 4/10. Enough already!
Here's Monday's snowfall measured on our patio...